Windows Software Development
|It never ends.
||You think you're almost done,
but you never really finish.
|You burn forever, but are not
||Each update introduces new
and improved tortures, which
slowly consume you.
|Your fate is in the hands of
Satan, Prince of Darkness.
||Your fate is in the hands of
Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
|Satan gives you something you
want in return for being damned.
||Gates makes you buy Windows 95.
|It is avoidable; an attractive,
widely-marketed alternative is
Resistance is futile. All the
alternatives are damned or
|It is free.
||You pay, and pay, and pay just
to stay in the game.
|Satan was once an angel.
||Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter.
|Hell has no Windows.
You only pass the Gates of Hell
The Gates of Microsoft keeps
popping up everywhere you look.
|AND NUMBER ONE:|
|Satan sincerely believes in the
triumph of Evil.
||Gates just does it for the money.