The final song in the 1999 movie
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
may hold the record for the greatest number of consecutive adjectives
in a movie soundtrack song. In any case, most fans agree it is both
catchy and quite funny, even though they rarely agree on precisely
what the words are! There are numerous purported transcriptions of
these lyrics on the Web, almost all differing in the details. Pulling
the exact words out of a noisy mix is never easy, and the more ears
devoted to the task the better. This document presents this puzzle
with the passage in question chopped up into word-size sound snippets
which you can either play online or download in either MP3 or WAV
format for forensic examination on your own computer. Readers are
invited to submit their suggestions and votes for already suggested
alternatives, which will be tabulated in regular updates to the
document.