CSI: South Park

The final song in the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut may hold the record for the greatest number of consecutive adjectives in a movie soundtrack song. In any case, most fans agree it is both catchy and quite funny, even though they rarely agree on precisely what the words are! There are numerous purported transcriptions of these lyrics on the Web, almost all differing in the details. Pulling the exact words out of a noisy mix is never easy, and the more ears devoted to the task the better. This document presents this puzzle with the passage in question chopped up into word-size sound snippets which you can either play online or download in either MP3 or WAV format for forensic examination on your own computer. Readers are invited to submit their suggestions and votes for already suggested alternatives, which will be tabulated in regular updates to the document.