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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Safetyland: New Frontiers in Cosmetics

CNN.com recently posted an article from Reuters entitled “Americans: 60's are the new middle age”. According to the last two paragraphs:
French beauty group Clarins will launch in January what it says is the world's first spray to protect skin from the electromagnetic radiation created by mobile phones and electronic devices such as laptops.

It says the spray contains molecules derived from microorganisms living near undersea volcanoes and from plants which survive in extreme conditions such as alongside motorways and in Siberia.

Wow—what a concept. I wonder if I can beat them to the filing window with a patent application on conductive hair-spray which eliminates the need to wear a tin-foil hat!

Posted at December 2, 2006 00:27